February 2012
4 posts
Feb 22nd
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Cathy by Virginia Woolf
A rain fell over the city, streaking the office window. Cathy looked up from the computer screen with its instructions on how to knit a brown sock. “My God, to be a stereotypical woman makes me feel as though I have no nose!” http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/famous-authors-narrate-the-funny-pages#.TzGNqS7qLsw.twitter
Feb 8th
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“Feed me, Seymour!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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January 2012
4 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
WatchWatch
Shit Liz Lemon Says.
Jan 26th
Jan 24th
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December 2011
2 posts
Dec 27th
Love You Like A Love Song
I love you as I love love songs, baby. I love you in the way in which love songs love you, baby. I love you in a manner similar to that described in love songs, baby. I love you like a love song baby.
Dec 20th
November 2011
8 posts
The New Yorker on Whitney and 2 Broke Girls →
#notmyessay
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October 2011
3 posts
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 3rd
August 2011
5 posts
Aug 23rd
And the meringue wept.
In suburbia, evaluating the texture of my lemon mousse is a forty-five minute conversation.
Aug 12th
#londonriots →
Aug 11th
WatchWatch
still delicious.
Aug 11th
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July 2011
9 posts
WatchWatch
Too real.  Too soon.
Jul 29th
Jul 25th
An Open Letter to the Man Who Snuck Up Behind Me... →
Yes. bananafin: Rejected from McSweeney’s, probably more suited to tumblr anyway. Dear Man Who Snuck Up Behind Me to Say “Little Girls Got to Be Careful” While I Was Walking to Work This Morning,   Let’s break this down. First of all, I am neither particularly little nor a “girl.” I hit puberty about a…
Jul 23rd
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ListenWell this is delicious.
Jul 20th
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Jul 15th
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Local Borders
store has the “Vegan Cookbooks” display table next to “Brash Humor.”  It’s like they knew I was coming.
Jul 5th
June 2011
3 posts
Pardon my salivation. →
Jun 25th
The only question I will bother asking of the...
Why does a movie in which Ken Jeong’s character uses the n-word like five million times censor the lyrics of Kanye West’s Monster in the opening credits?
Jun 8th
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May 2011
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May 22nd
May 22nd
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Reading Irigaray alone on a Friday night
is why you’re reading Irigaray alone on a Friday night.
May 20th
May 20th
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May 19th
Two down
I sat a six hour Chaucer exam today, and it wasn’t the apocalypse.  It wasn’t so much an epic Buffyesque vanquishment of the apocalypse.  It was more like, Marlon Brando started reciting Eliot, and I was like, listen, man, could you not? I indulged in turning my brain off in a big, wonderful way all afternoon.  One exam and one final essay are DONE.  Two exams and two weeks await....
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May 6th
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